"Yeah, I banged her," explained Stern. "And it was right around the time when she got pregnant with that kid as well."
Stern added that "I know this is really gonna confuse a lot of people, because of Howard K. Stern, that douchebag lawyer of hers who has the same name as me, but I had to come forward in case there was any chance of me inheriting that money that Dannielynn has coming to her."
Stern is of course referring to the multi-million dollar settlement being held in limbo in the courts that resulted from Anna Nicole's previous marriage to billionaire J. Howard Marshall.
"Now that I think of it, I am the third Howard in her life. How odd!"
In a last-minute press conference, Stern also admitted that he kept this story under wraps because "she was still pretty fat when I nailed her, and I didn't want anybody to know that I had taken one for the team."
"But now that there is a whole bunch on money on the table here, I thought I would come clean, so to speak," claimed Stern.