Monday, March 26, 2007

Anna-Nicole's Autopsy Report Exposes Killer

Nassau, Bahamas--After an exhaustive examination of the facts surrounding the death of our beloved Anna-Nicole Smith, we now have conclusive proof explaining the exact cause of her death.

"Makes perfect sense to me," stated Howard K. Stern, Anna-Nicole's lawyer and romantic affiliate. "I'll get behind any theory that points the blame somewhere else."

Mr. Simpson was not available for comment, as he was busy searching for Anna-Nicole's real killers.

Friday, March 23, 2007

To The Batcave!

Photos taken today of the rock quarry that served as the original Batman TV series shooting location.

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Tuesday, March 20, 2007

Beans Around The World

The adventures of a VERY well-traveled can of beans. Where will they pop up next, I wonder?

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Saturday, March 17, 2007

The Fabulous Cement Lizards of Cabazon, CA

Dinny, the concrete Apatosaurus, stands 45 feet high and features a tacky religious gift shop in his belly. Mr. Rex, towering over Dinny at 65 feet, affords you a spectacular view of the 10 Freeway from the cramped observation deck located inside his mouth.

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Sunday, March 04, 2007

Camera Installed Inside Anna-Nicole's Coffin

Nassau, Bahamas--At the request of her lawyer and soulmate Howard K. Stern, Anna-Nicole Smith's coffin has been fitted with a solar-powered infra-red camera that will send a live feed to a newly-created website,

"I don't think the public has quite had their fill of Anna-Nicole mania yet," claimed Stern, "so for $19.99 a month, you can subscribe to the site and spend a little more private time with America's favorite mouldering sweetheart."

Stern came up with the idea when he realized how many people were fascinated by Anna's slimming down process after she signed on to rep the popular weight loss product Trim-Spa in 2005.

"This is just a natural continuation of that process," explained Stern. "Furthermore, we expect her to slim down quite a bit more over the years, providing inspiration to all those poor souls out there suffering with the cruel disease of morbid obesity."

Upon hearing this news, Anna-Nicole's estranged mother, Virgie Arthur, immediately threatened to sue Mr. Stern unless he agreed to cut her in on a healthy share of the profits from his new business venture.

The New iPod Lo-Fi

The bastard love-child of an '85 Panasonic boombox & a 1st Gen 5 gig iPod!

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