Nassau, Bahamas--At the request of her lawyer and soulmate Howard K. Stern, Anna-Nicole Smith's coffin has been fitted with a solar-powered infra-red camera that will send a live feed to a newly-created website, watchannarot.com.
"I don't think the public has quite had their fill of Anna-Nicole mania yet," claimed Stern, "so for $19.99 a month, you can subscribe to the site and spend a little more private time with America's favorite mouldering sweetheart."
Stern came up with the idea when he realized how many people were fascinated by Anna's slimming down process after she signed on to rep the popular weight loss product Trim-Spa in 2005.
"This is just a natural continuation of that process," explained Stern. "Furthermore, we expect her to slim down quite a bit more over the years, providing inspiration to all those poor souls out there suffering with the cruel disease of morbid obesity."
Upon hearing this news, Anna-Nicole's estranged mother, Virgie Arthur, immediately threatened to sue Mr. Stern unless he agreed to cut her in on a healthy share of the profits from his new business venture.