The Politics of Dancing
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Monday, March 26, 2007
Anna-Nicole's Autopsy Report Exposes Killer
Nassau, Bahamas--After an exhaustive examination of the facts surrounding the death of our beloved Anna-Nicole Smith, we now have conclusive proof explaining the exact cause of her death.
"Makes perfect sense to me," stated Howard K. Stern, Anna-Nicole's lawyer and romantic affiliate. "I'll get behind any theory that points the blame somewhere else."
Mr. Simpson was not available for comment, as he was busy searching for Anna-Nicole's real killers.
Sam L. Parity
Howard K. Stern
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