tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35630644.post750462323279524411..comments2023-04-11T05:03:28.333-07:00Comments on The Politics of Dancing: "As God Is My Witness, I Thought Turkeys Could Fly"Sam L. Parityhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06720609022353896927noreply@blogger.comBlogger80125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35630644.post-88393279383690125512010-02-16T16:16:18.590-08:002010-02-16T16:16:18.590-08:00Best punchline ever...
Hulu has the full WKRP epi...Best punchline ever...<br /><br />Hulu has the full WKRP episode, called "Turkeys Away": http://www.hulu.com/watch/322/wkrp-in-cincinnati-turkeys-awayKacelahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15790410508305470477noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35630644.post-87862080050070831422010-01-06T01:37:56.616-08:002010-01-06T01:37:56.616-08:00Your blog keeps getting better and better! Your ol...Your blog keeps getting better and better! Your older articles are not as good as newer ones you have a lot more creativity and originality now keep it up!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35630644.post-3881485314032479022008-11-29T09:04:00.000-08:002008-11-29T09:04:00.000-08:00The really bad news for Mother and I, who live on ...The really bad news for Mother and I, who live on gruel as turkey would be far, far to great a luxery for the likes of us, is the predicted format change ( I mean, who really cares about turkeys.)<BR/><BR/> WKRP is the only radio station we can turn on that does not increase Mother's seizures. In fact, it has a sedating effect. Wonderful, as long as I can manage to stay awake, which is necissaryKay Wisniewskihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07306294115779194973noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35630644.post-9398458381669604732008-11-27T10:38:00.000-08:002008-11-27T10:38:00.000-08:00Thanks for the retro hit from the WKRP peace pipe....Thanks for the retro hit from the WKRP peace pipe.Ejlyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12045055920341838803noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35630644.post-6372403853532690592008-04-20T22:25:00.000-07:002008-04-20T22:25:00.000-07:00LOL, as soon as i started reading the story i reme...LOL, as soon as i started reading the story i remembered poor les nessman and this episode.<BR/>what made this even funnier was reading all the comments from people too young or whatever to have seen this at some point in their lives, and taking great offense at some aspect of this or another. some people went to some lengths in their disturbance, and i died laughing at each one.<BR/>Thank You ILNYhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05028554095901089586noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35630644.post-67582346406281331692008-04-20T22:23:00.000-07:002008-04-20T22:23:00.000-07:00LOL, as soon as i started reading the story i reme...LOL, as soon as i started reading the story i remembered poor les nessman and this episode.<BR/>what made this even funnier was reading all the comments from people too young or whatever to have seen this at some point in their lives, and taking great offense at one aspect or another. some people went to some lengths in their disturbance, and i died laughing at each one.<BR/>Thank You everyone ILNYhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05028554095901089586noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35630644.post-53695955590798953062007-04-12T22:49:00.000-07:002007-04-12T22:49:00.000-07:00Poor guy ... poor turkeys! You'd think he would ha...Poor guy ... poor turkeys! You'd think he would have realized that truth on the drop of the first turkey!<BR/><BR/><A HREF="http://www.hackernotcracker.com" REL="nofollow">hacker not cracker</A>miscbloggerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14083917970350876552noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35630644.post-350375383046393802007-01-08T05:09:00.000-08:002007-01-08T05:09:00.000-08:00I don't believe in Cincinati....I don't believe in...I don't believe in Cincinati....I don't believe in the Tooth Fairy or Cleveland either.<br />But yesterday a wild turkey sat on my picket fence, and today I saw another one fly.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35630644.post-83779287759437180742006-11-30T18:22:00.000-08:002006-11-30T18:22:00.000-08:00feltva@hotmail.com said... ""Cin-cin-nati"? Yeah ...feltva@hotmail.com said... ""Cin-cin-nati"? Yeah right, who ever heard of such a place? If you're going to make up the name of a city, at least come up with something more believable... "<br /><br /><br /><br />I hate people like this, Cincinnatti is in OhioAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35630644.post-83465954920019787942006-11-30T06:59:00.000-08:002006-11-30T06:59:00.000-08:00Sad but not as horrific as the broadcast of the Ge...Sad but not as horrific as the broadcast of the Georgia Cat Chasing Championships - Cat chasing, for those of you who don't know, is the sport of cramming about eight skydivers and one cat into an airplane. When you get to 10,000 feet you toss the cat out. The skydivers then pile out and go after the cat. Whoever lands with the cat is the winner.<br /><br />Just Google "Georgia Cat Chasing Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35630644.post-21572428112060274392006-11-28T10:10:00.000-08:002006-11-28T10:10:00.000-08:00Seriously.. The story is real, the radio station i...Seriously.. The story is real, the radio station is real, it's the city that doesn't really exist. "Cin-cin-nati"? Yeah right, who ever heard of such a place? If you're going to make up the name of a city, at least come up with something more believable... like “Charlesburg” or something. “Cincinnati” just sounds too fakey.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35630644.post-41808260404200355292006-11-27T17:27:00.000-08:002006-11-27T17:27:00.000-08:00You can find the last ten min. or so of this class...You can find the last ten min. or so of this classic WKRP episode, including Les's reporting, Venus and the gals listening to it in the studio, and Mr. C's most famous quote, on YouTube...type in WKRP turkeys. Enjoy. (a little bit of Googling finds that the episode was based on a real-life incident from decades earlier.)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35630644.post-4596701417659104052006-11-26T22:34:00.000-08:002006-11-26T22:34:00.000-08:00Bet you'll think twice about trying to fool us aga...Bet you'll think twice about trying to fool us again, asshole!<br /><a href="http://www.free-press-release.com/news/200611/1164608857.html">Lawsuit Filed Against Blogger</a>Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35630644.post-68483467806247529842006-11-26T15:57:00.000-08:002006-11-26T15:57:00.000-08:00turkeys can fly in the wild or on a farm, but they...turkeys can fly in the wild or on a farm, but they aren't pumped full of drugs to make them 25-30lbs. <br />and to the "How would people feel if they threw cats out of the helicopter claiming they thought cats always landed on their feet..?!" <br />i'd kick back in a lawn chair and laugh my ass off all day long if someone did the world that kind of favor.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35630644.post-67527445690367723122006-11-26T15:35:00.000-08:002006-11-26T15:35:00.000-08:00That was a great show!That was a great show!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35630644.post-17790024547225513102006-11-26T00:51:00.000-08:002006-11-26T00:51:00.000-08:00I know for a fact turkeys can fly, at least wild o...I know for a fact turkeys can fly, at least wild ones. I have had one fly right over me, and man do they move a lot of air with thse wings.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35630644.post-2949011544615178052006-11-25T10:58:00.000-08:002006-11-25T10:58:00.000-08:00OK, all of you people that have posted comments ab...OK, all of you people that have posted comments about wild turkeys being able to fly are wrong. I have been hunting wild turkeys for more than 30 years, and know a great deal about them.<br /><br />Yes, wild turkeys do sleep in trees, but they do not fly up to the tree branches. Wild turkeys are avid carpenters. Every afternoon, they gather into a discussion group, pick a tree they would like Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35630644.post-45589282077707342482006-11-25T10:41:00.000-08:002006-11-25T10:41:00.000-08:00OK, all you people that are commenting on how bogu...OK, all you people that are commenting on how bogus this story is need to walk away from the computer and come back only when your brain is inserted and working properly. <br /><br />Of course it's a bogus story. Nobody was claiming that it was legit. If they were trying to pass this off as factual, they would have changed the station id from WKRP, changed the city, and changed the names of Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35630644.post-65321581151374341812006-11-25T09:01:00.000-08:002006-11-25T09:01:00.000-08:00Bloody brilliant!!! Love that episode!Bloody brilliant!!! Love that episode!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35630644.post-32472314698132867762006-11-24T19:34:00.000-08:002006-11-24T19:34:00.000-08:00Okay, so I just have to emphasize this even more. ...Okay, so I just have to emphasize this even more. You would have to be an utter and complete RETARD to not realize from the first comment that this is from the t.v. show. These people are fucking morons and we should throw them out of helicopters to see if they can fly. Turkey is delicious.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35630644.post-12017511208347003712006-11-24T15:57:00.000-08:002006-11-24T15:57:00.000-08:00OMG, some of you people are complete absolute idio...OMG, some of you people are complete absolute idiots, getting all pissed off about the mistreatment of turkeys, c'mon it's a fake post replayin an old episode of WKRP (great show, miss it, even though I only ever caught it in reruns, as I'm too young to have seen it still on the air) Man, like the other person said, you should read the comments before you get all activist on us and start posting Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35630644.post-10728807295737790292006-11-24T15:32:00.000-08:002006-11-24T15:32:00.000-08:00Oh my God.
To the stupid people who think this ma...Oh my God.<br /><br />To the stupid people who think this man should be locked up, firstly, it didn't really happen! You idiots. Like the very first comment said, it was from a show.<br /><br />Secondly, all you people that still think it's real are idiots. I hope Darwinism gets to you eventually.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35630644.post-44292882475838475442006-11-24T14:55:00.000-08:002006-11-24T14:55:00.000-08:00Jesus christ, some of you idiots need to read the ...Jesus christ, some of you idiots need to read the comments before you post. This never happened. It is fictional.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35630644.post-3310667257677233552006-11-24T14:41:00.000-08:002006-11-24T14:41:00.000-08:00To all the people who are getting upset about this...To all the people who are getting upset about this, did they even realize that this is a WKRP episode quote? This never even happened. Are you guys that stupid!!! Kudos to you, I think it's funny.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35630644.post-30405866042773292982006-11-24T14:10:00.000-08:002006-11-24T14:10:00.000-08:00plus turkeys can fly.... wild turkeys fly up in to...plus turkeys can fly.... wild turkeys fly up in to there roosts every night and fly down in the morning....Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com